Megan Amram: New Year's Resolutions: Year 3012 →
meganamram: Lose fifteen pounds from your problem areas (hips, fifth and fourteenth space-boobs, vestigial face) * Spend more time with your government-rationed .452 of a son or daughter * Take the family on a trip to www.nature.com * Volunteer at your local chapter of the White People…
Basically everything I reblog is from that juliasegal chick. Just follow her, I’m worthless.
animalsbeingdicks: As it turns out, cats aren’t nearly as good at parkour as dogs. *Like parkour with dogs, but with cats, because cats purr, so y’know…purrkour? Kiss my ass. — His back legs! I can’t take it!