December 2011
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Megan Amram: New Year's Resolutions: Year 3012 →
meganamram:
Lose fifteen pounds from your problem areas (hips, fifth and fourteenth space-boobs, vestigial face)
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Spend more time with your government-rationed .452 of a son or daughter
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Take the family on a trip to www.nature.com
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Volunteer at your local chapter of the White People…
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Basically everything I reblog is from that juliasegal chick. Just follow her, I’m worthless.
Purrkour*
animalsbeingdicks:
As it turns out, cats aren’t nearly as good at parkour as dogs. *Like parkour with dogs, but with cats, because cats purr, so y’know…purrkour? Kiss my ass.
— His back legs! I can’t take it!
